A new Religion

I'm going to start a new religion based on food and the acceptance of all its forms. All food should be enjoyed, as it is our way of joining ourselves with matter.

The most divine food is, of course, the Sandwich. All other foods are merely different emanations of the Sandwich. If there is a food that a person cannot eat comfortably, restoring that food to its Sandwich origins will make it palatable every time.


Tortilla, mushu pancake, and leavened breads of the world, we thank you.

Balsamic vinegar, olive oil, and spreadable condiments of the world, we thank you.

Green leafy vegetables, sliced meats and cheeses, and fruits, we thank you.

We thank each part of the divine Food, as each part is a part of the divine whole, be it cut in triangles or rectangles.

All hail the Sandwich.
All eat their Sandwich.